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IBM
''Internationale Badden Maschinens''
Internationale Badden Maschinen


IBM is an evil company. It soughts to destroy Linux by removing its UNIX roots and replacing them with software suite (Poetteringware) which is meant to contain you and limit what you can do whilst eating unceremonius amounts of system resources. An often said appeal of IBM-SystemD-&c is its ability to allow for sandboxing of applications; but such claims are mere bogus meant to demonise the proper ways of writing secure software such as minimalism. IBM sinks its tentacles into many areas of Linux userspace. For one SystemD; the origin of plague. For second DBUS; the devil itself. And more, such as Pulseaudio (evil evil evil screaming evil until you want it to scream intentionally then it's silent (plus needs DBUS(yuck))), Polkit (you want security? eh? good joke) udevd, elogind &c.
Slogan: All Rights Reserved the Devil 1953-20xx, all your computers are belong to us (literally hitlerite)


IBM owns and controls Red Hat; the satan controls черт, controls all the little underlings that like puppet master puppeteer the Linux installs of the damn ones. It bored its claws into Wayland, yuck portals, yuck.
IBM is an evil company. It sought to destroy Linux (also known originally for making Alien UNIX, called IBM AIX, an unusable and utter extraterrestrial descendant of a proprietary UNIX operating system) by removing its UNIX-like roots and replacing them with software suite (Poetteringware) which is meant to contain you and limit what you can do whilst eating unceremonius amounts of system resources. An often said appeal of IBM-SystemD-&c is its ability to allow for sandboxing of applications; but such claims are mere bogus meant to demonise the proper ways of writing secure software such as minimalism. IBM sinks its tentacles into many areas of Linux userspace. For one SystemD; the origin of plague. For second DBUS; the devil itself. And more, such as PulseAudio (evil evil evil screaming evil until you want it to scream intentionally then it's silent (plus needs DBUS(yuck))), Polkit (you want security? eh? good joke) udevd, elogind &c.


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IBM owns and controls Red Hat; the satan controls черт, controls all the little underlings that like puppet master puppeteer the Linux installs of the damn ones. It bored its claws into Wayland, yuck portals, yuck inconsistent protocols, implementations and specifications across everything, yuck.
 
[[File:IBM.png|thumb|super evil IBM that wants to suck up your blood and dignity in your personal computing >:3]]
the devil, the fiend, the origin of plague of modern computing
the devil, the fiend, the origin of plague of modern computing
The only reason why "modern" PowerPC is exclusively little endian byte order, shitte over corpo nonsense{{Citation needed}}
You wanted POWER9/10? We had that, it was called PPC750/970


'''SystemD'''
'''SystemD'''


More info at [[SystemD]]
More info at [[SystemD]]

Latest revision as of 00:39, 5 June 2026

Internationale Badden Maschinens

Slogan: All Rights Reserved the Devil 1953-20xx, all your computers are belong to us (literally hitlerite)

IBM is an evil company. It sought to destroy Linux (also known originally for making Alien UNIX, called IBM AIX, an unusable and utter extraterrestrial descendant of a proprietary UNIX operating system) by removing its UNIX-like roots and replacing them with software suite (Poetteringware) which is meant to contain you and limit what you can do whilst eating unceremonius amounts of system resources. An often said appeal of IBM-SystemD-&c is its ability to allow for sandboxing of applications; but such claims are mere bogus meant to demonise the proper ways of writing secure software such as minimalism. IBM sinks its tentacles into many areas of Linux userspace. For one SystemD; the origin of plague. For second DBUS; the devil itself. And more, such as PulseAudio (evil evil evil screaming evil until you want it to scream intentionally then it's silent (plus needs DBUS(yuck))), Polkit (you want security? eh? good joke) udevd, elogind &c.

IBM owns and controls Red Hat; the satan controls черт, controls all the little underlings that like puppet master puppeteer the Linux installs of the damn ones. It bored its claws into Wayland, yuck portals, yuck inconsistent protocols, implementations and specifications across everything, yuck.

super evil IBM that wants to suck up your blood and dignity in your personal computing >:3

the devil, the fiend, the origin of plague of modern computing

The only reason why "modern" PowerPC is exclusively little endian byte order, shitte over corpo nonsense[citation needed]

You wanted POWER9/10? We had that, it was called PPC750/970

SystemD

More info at SystemD